I am a dirty ho

So once again I have gotten myself reasonably drunk and may have given lap dances. See the issue seems to be that peer pressure makes me its bitch and proceeds to have its way with me. Evidently people find the dances awesome enough to request them or in reality it is to funny to watch me make a complete ass of myself. All in all its pretty sweet though and I claim no responsibility for anything I do while I'm drunk. With that said I'm going to go cook some french toast. Video of the event will be posted shortly.