There is a certain level of being kick ass that very few people achieve, that being said my hat is off to these few men who bravely go the distance to achieve this feat of awesomeness.
1. Dolemite
I feel that it is obvious within the first 30 seconds of this trailer why dolemite is on this list. The fact that he can say something as bold as "Dolemite's my name, and fucking up mother fuckers is my game" while simultaneously wearing a checkerd bowtie and a white suit speeks volumes about his character. Not to mention he backs that statement up in the trailer violently killing "motherfuckers".
2. James Braddock (Chuck Norris)
Little needs to be said about Chuck Norris' character in missing in action all you need to know is that this movie contains both of the following. 1: Slow motion of Chuck Norris rising out of the water with an enormous machine gun, and 2: Chuck Norris diving from a building while double fisting grenades, which also happens to be in slow motion. It's people like James Braddock which make me proud to be an American.
3. Conan the Destroyer
He Punches out a horse in less than 5 minutes into the movie...
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