My state in a nutshell (according to urban dictionary)

The home to the biggest pussies on the planet, and the worst football team in the NFL. It rains 365 days a year, and is really just the southernmost province of Canada. Basically, these bitches are D.C. wannabes. Person 1: I'm from Washington. Person 2: O, how is D.C. Person 1: No, I'm from the OTHER Washington. Person 2: O, then your a cocksucker. Person 1: Yeah. That's true.