Tuesday, March 31, 2009
Monday, March 30, 2009
Sunday, March 29, 2009
Friday, March 27, 2009
Is that a segway?... what the fuck
The first part is pretty boring, but the rest is rather impressive.
Wednesday, March 25, 2009
Sunday, March 22, 2009
Urban Dictionary (Kinda just for Stefan but everyone will get it)
bro srh brodozer kottonmouth kings 909
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1. metal mulisha 109 up, 49 down
Motocross team, that makes clothes. The t-shirts you see with the skull and German military helmet. Once a favorite of MXer's, now at least one metal mulisha artical of clothing in the closet of every bro. Also makes huge stickers with the skull and helmet, seen on the back window of many raised trucks.
On their way to the San Bernardino mountains to ride dirtbikes and drink cheap beer, the Metal Mulisha team got lost in one of the San Barnardino's city's ghetto's. Their black ridiculously raised Chevy was filled with bulletholes, as the team of bros struggled to get out. Now, their dirtbikes are bein' riddin' by gangbangers all over the city.
During the competition, metal mulisha was disqualified for using performance-enancing drugs, most notably penis enlargement cream.
I just wanted all of you guys to see that when you type in metal mulisha that one of the related search words that came up was "kottonmouth kings"
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1. metal mulisha 109 up, 49 down
Motocross team, that makes clothes. The t-shirts you see with the skull and German military helmet. Once a favorite of MXer's, now at least one metal mulisha artical of clothing in the closet of every bro. Also makes huge stickers with the skull and helmet, seen on the back window of many raised trucks.
On their way to the San Bernardino mountains to ride dirtbikes and drink cheap beer, the Metal Mulisha team got lost in one of the San Barnardino's city's ghetto's. Their black ridiculously raised Chevy was filled with bulletholes, as the team of bros struggled to get out. Now, their dirtbikes are bein' riddin' by gangbangers all over the city.
During the competition, metal mulisha was disqualified for using performance-enancing drugs, most notably penis enlargement cream.
I just wanted all of you guys to see that when you type in metal mulisha that one of the related search words that came up was "kottonmouth kings"
Saturday, March 21, 2009
Friday, March 20, 2009
MONSTER JAM!!! kids seats were still 5 bucks
i was sitting right where this guy was filming, now you can see the adrenaline i felt
Wednesday, March 18, 2009
Iron Mike
I was beyond excited when I saw that this movie was being made. I have always been fascinated by Mike Tyson. The guy has an amazing history, and he's just weird.
Tuesday, March 17, 2009
Monday, March 16, 2009
Saturday, March 14, 2009
Friday, March 13, 2009
its just like a mini-mall!
i dont know if you guys have seen this, but wait for the close up of the guys face. Notice his eyes
Thursday, March 12, 2009
I finally learned what the term "gangbusters" means
Also I realized that urbandictionary.com has way better examples than any dictionary ever to be printed.
gangbusters
most commonly used in conjunction with "like" to
describe something that is extremely effective
"Wow, this fleshlight works like gangbusters!"
It's that shit that we ride to
Best scene ever, Lil Boosie sitting on a pile of hundred dollar bills with his kids, spinners in the background.
Katamari Dunks
Well, a DIY designer who goes by Kotaku custom made a pair of dunks using artwork from the game:
I WANT!
I WANT!
Wednesday, March 11, 2009
Simpler times
Aw yes, the good old days. When candy cost a penny, and your bike had a front wheel the size of a tractor tire. this is the early 1900's equivalent of YouTube by the way...
Marginal Way Skatepark
Marginal Way skatepark is a D.I.Y. skatepark being constructed under a bridge in the south end of Seattle. I recently found this site which has a lot of good information about its construction as well as some photos of local skaters skating the park.
If you're not into skateboarding, then there is always some good art up on the walls around the skatepark that is worth checking out. There's some great pictures of past art that has been on the walls at This Site
EMP Sound Off 2009 on demand
"Sound Off! on Comcast On DemandEMPSFM and Comcast have partnered to bring all of the Sound Off! 2009 concerts to Comcast On Demand. Miss one of the shows? Now you can view them at home! All Comcast Digital Cable customers in Western Washington will be able to access the streaming videos. New content will be posted each Saturday during Sound Off! featuring the previous week's performances."
Be sure to check out our homie SOL's performances and keep supporting Seattle's local music scene. Here is a link to the EMP Sound Off! website for more details.
OH, CANADA!
There are plenty of reasons people from the United States say that they want to move to Canada. More lenient marijuana laws, Universal healthcare, potential for a future draft, the list goes on and on. For me though, these reasons have never made me even think of moving to Canada. However, on a recent trip to Vancouver I saw something that put that idea in the back of my head, what could it be you ask? the answer is simple... the cross walk signs. The sign depicts a proud Canadian strutting across the street, head held high and quite frankly, that just makes me happy. So the number one, and probably the only reason I would ever consider moving to Canada: To get a little bit of happiness every time I crossed the street.
Tuesday, March 10, 2009
Beer Viking
For my first post, I thought I'd give a taste of one of my favorite sites - one I spend way too much time on - YTMND.com
Here's a look at a man we all aspire to be one day.
How long can you handle it?
Found this little gem on craigslist today
Tickling 4 $
Reply to: gigs-3necr-1069613237@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Date: 2009-03-10, 7:53PM PDT
Seeking an attractive young lady who is willing to submit her body to being tickled. You will be paid by the minute for as long as you can stand it. If interested, please email me for details. It will also be helpful if you would include a description of yourself or a picture.
Tickling 4 $
Reply to: gigs-3necr-1069613237@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Date: 2009-03-10, 7:53PM PDT
Seeking an attractive young lady who is willing to submit her body to being tickled. You will be paid by the minute for as long as you can stand it. If interested, please email me for details. It will also be helpful if you would include a description of yourself or a picture.
On Route
Check out the skate video our dear friend Josh Martinez is working on. Will hopefully have a premier in Reno sometime this summer.
On Route Skate DVD Trailer from Nick Andrewes on Vimeo.
On Route Skate DVD Trailer from Nick Andrewes on Vimeo.
Some Cults that love their potatoes raw and abundant
I stumbled across this list of some cults and their belief while wasting time.
Raëlians
If you believe UFOs spawned most religions, mind transfer is possible andcloning can lead to reincarnation, then you might be a candidate for the Raëlian Church, started in France in the 1970s. A Raëlian follower made headlines in 2003 when she claimed to have conceived the first cloned human, but the event was later called a hoax.
Cargo Cults
If you're an island native isolated from modern society, encountering anAM/FM radio - or a boat full of symbol-clad soldiers - can be quite a shock. Many societies form a cult-like obsession with the technologically advanced "cargo." Some South Pacific islanders reportedly tote wooden guns and paint "USA" on their chests in rituals to attract more of the mysterious objects.
Heaven's Gate
Followers of the Heaven's Gate cult, led primarily by Marshall Applewhite, thought Earth and everything on it were about to be "recycled" to a clean slate, and believed hitching a ride on comet Hale-Bopp in March 1997 could allow them to survive. Thirty-nine members (including Applewhite) poisoned themselves in shifts in a California mansion wearing Nike's sneakers and armbands that read "Heaven's Gate Away Team."
Manson Family
Charles Manson, who learned to play guitar in prison, formed his infamous "Family" of criminals in 1968. Manson thought an apocalyptic race war between whites and blacks would occur in 1969, after which the commune would rule the new world. When it didn't happen, he sent his followers on a string of murders to "show blacks how to do it," but the victims Manson selected were those who had not helped him with his music career.
Oh shit...
just checking out the personals on the vancouver craigslist and found a gem:
want to practice massaging - m4w (cloverdale)
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Reply to: pers-knnne-1068208891@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Date: 2009-03-09, 9:59PM PDT
I love to give massages and am trying to practice to get my hands used to giving them
I am looking for somebody that would like to lay back and enjoy a massage
you just lay back and enjoy, your feedback on how I am doing and what I can do to make it better is appreciated
age, race etc is not an issue
we can see where it goes from there
Location: cloverdale
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: 1068208891
want to practice massaging - m4w (cloverdale)
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Reply to: pers-knnne-1068208891@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Date: 2009-03-09, 9:59PM PDT
I love to give massages and am trying to practice to get my hands used to giving them
I am looking for somebody that would like to lay back and enjoy a massage
you just lay back and enjoy, your feedback on how I am doing and what I can do to make it better is appreciated
age, race etc is not an issue
we can see where it goes from there
Location: cloverdale
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: 1068208891
CORRECTION: The Watchmen is epic and has rockin tits in it
Thats all that needs said but I will add will add that the sick tits were great. Also for good measure
BAM!!! Rorschach probably the most bad ass super hero ever. Watching him lay waste to people just made this movie fucking awesome screw Dr. Manhattan this is the best of The Watchmen.
BAM!!! Rorschach probably the most bad ass super hero ever. Watching him lay waste to people just made this movie fucking awesome screw Dr. Manhattan this is the best of The Watchmen.
Don't look down!
I've been listening to a lot of Hercules and Love Affair these days. Needless to say, they are amazing, and give me hope that disco music will come back, which would be radical. Here's a video of them performing "You belong" on top of an effing building.
Monday, March 9, 2009
The new official beer of the castle
Since you cant wait till the afternoon thanks nick for showing me the light.
I am an Alzheimer patient
Congratulations I am a Jackass. I pulled a late night tonight trying to get a final paper done but it turns out its due a day later while this is fortunate for me this time what if it had been in reverse. Now I am taking personality disorder tests online try one out and tell me what you get.
http://similarminds.com/personality_disorder.htmlhttp://www.gotoquiz.com/what_mental_disorder_do_you_have
Hey man, I luh you man, I luh you!
The big boss and the lil' boss. He has way too much time on his hands now that he doesn't have to move yay anymore.
Why Were My Field Trips Not Like This?
This kid is so paid that he has to sit in the passenger seat and can't see over the dashboard.
Sunday, March 8, 2009
Speaking of "Airborne"
"It's the most dangerous hill in the whole town. The last guy who even tried to walk down the hill got so messed up he forgot who he was."
One of the best scenes in movie history. Period.
Only my friends...
Well, as of 5:18 am this morning, I now know what it's like to wake up to someone climbing through your bedroom window. With total disregard for his own safety my roomate climbed in through my window early this morning and scared me half to death. Luckily for him I wasn't awake enough to do anything but say "What the fuck?!" otherwise this situation could have ended rather poorly. Would it kill you to bring your keys along next time you are out all night partying with strippers? I think not, but climbing in someone's window at 5 am might.
Congrats Sol!
Congrats to the big homie solzilla for getting second at the EMP's Sound Off competition! If you haven't heard his stuff yet, here's a part of my favorite song "Spliff" from his new album The Ride.
Saturday, March 7, 2009
I am a dirty ho
So once again I have gotten myself reasonably drunk and may have given lap dances. See the issue seems to be that peer pressure makes me its bitch and proceeds to have its way with me. Evidently people find the dances awesome enough to request them or in reality it is to funny to watch me make a complete ass of myself. All in all its pretty sweet though and I claim no responsibility for anything I do while I'm drunk. With that said I'm going to go cook some french toast. Video of the event will be posted shortly.
Sunglasses... never again.
I decided to wear sunglasses yesterday, which to most people is not anything out of the ordinary, but once I had them on I was constantly reminded of why I do not wear sunglasses. I was called Kanye probably about 30 times. So thank you Kanye West, for ruining sunglasses for everyone.
Friday, March 6, 2009
Seattle, the most beautiful place on earth?
When i was out and about being jobless and whatnot today, i decided to snap some photos of my beautiful ass city. Enjoy.
To Infinity and Beyond
Who doesn't think space is cool? Nobody. That's why this site is awesome. Astronomy picture of the day. Dig it.
One in Eight Million
Every week, the New York times posts a short film about the life of one of the eight million inhabitants of New York City. It's called one in eight million.
Thanks Rose!
Thanks Rose!
Falcon Duran
One of my favorite photographers these days. Check out his stuff on his website, it's always getting updated.
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