¡EYEBALL FOOD!: 2009

If you're going to huff paint, it might as well be gold. peopleofwalmart.com

It's also a cool video/good rapper

PILL - GLASS from zachwolfe.com/live on Vimeo.

This is his response to the incident

I'M SOOOOO SORRY TO TAYLOR SWIFT AND HER FANS AND HER MOM. I SPOKE TO HER MOTHER RIGHT AFTER AND SHE SAID THE SAME THING MY MOTHER WOULD'VE SAID. SHE IS VERY TALENTED! I LIKE THE LYRICS ABOUT BEING A CHEERLEADER AND SHE'S IN THE BLEACHERS! ........................ I'M IN THE WRONG FOR GOING ON STAGE AND TAKING AWAY FROM HER MOMENT!................. BEYONCE'S VIDEO WAS THE BEST OF THIS DECADE!!!! I'M SORRY TO MY FANS IF I LET YOU GUYS DOWN!!!! I'M SORRY TO MY FRIENDS AT MTV. I WILL APOLOGIZE TO TAYLOR 2MRW. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!!!! EVERYBODY WANNA BOOOOO ME BUT I'M A FAN OF REAL POP CULTURE!!! NO DISRESPECT BUT WE WATCHIN' THE SHOW AT THE CRIB RIGHT NOW CAUSE ... WELL YOU KNOW!!!! I'M STILL HAPPY FOR TAYLOR!!!! BOOOYAAAWWWW!!!! YOU ARE VERY VERY TALENTED!!! I GAVE MY AWARDS TO OUTKAST WHEN THEY DESERVED IT OVER ME... THAT'S WHAT IT IS!!!!!!! I'M NOT CRAZY YALL, I'M JUST REAL. SORRY FOR THAT!!! I REALLY FEEL BAD FOR TAYLOR AND I'M SINCERELY SORRY!!! MUCH RESPECT!!!!!
09.13.2009

Why does he write in all caps?

This song is my favorite right now. Here's the official followed by two fan videos

Two Weeks - Grizzly Bear from Gabe Askew on Vimeo.

West Ham vs. Millwall

Best way to start a story EVER:
"This 'lette was showin' her titties right..."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8WDXnHxr_I

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jM2BMW_WVo

I don't know whats worse in this one, the name itself or the completely backwards layout of the text. "detroit tigers of rusty kuntz"... really?

"Who were you trippin with when you did them mushrooms."

HOMIES, that's who.

I don't even know what to say about this one.

This girl from the UK has got it!

The 10 rainiest cities in the U.S. by amount of annual rainfall include:

Mobile, Alabama--67 inches average annual rainfall; 59 average annual rainy days
Pensacola, Florida--65 inches average annual rainfall; 56 average annual rainy days
New Orleans, Louisiana--64 inches average annual rainfall; 59 average annual rainy days
West Palm Beach, Florida--63 inches average annual rainfall; 58 average annual rainy days
Lafayette, Louisiana--62 inches average annual rainfall; 55 average annual rainy days
Baton Rouge, Louisiana--62 inches average annual rainfall; 56 average annual rainy days
Miami, Florida--62 inches average annual rainfall; 57 average annual rainy days
Port Arthur, Texas--61 inches average annual rainfall; 51 average annual rainy days
Tallahassee, Florida--61 inches average annual rainfall; 56 average annual rainy days
Lake Charles, Louisiana--58 inches average annual rainfall; 50 average annual rainy days

Let me just point out that there is no mention of Seattle on this list.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but wouldn't you have to have one hand mittenless anyway to get the cigarette out of the pack, put it in the mitten, and then light it?

Stefonix, I believe this one has your name written all over it.

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Arguably the best thing I've seen on eyeballfood. What can I say, they know what our readers are interested in.

The home to the biggest pussies on the planet, and the worst football team in the NFL. It rains 365 days a year, and is really just the southernmost province of Canada. Basically, these bitches are D.C. wannabes.

Person 1: I'm from Washington.
Person 2: O, how is D.C.
Person 1: No, I'm from the OTHER Washington.
Person 2: O, then your a cocksucker.
Person 1: Yeah. That's true.

In their never ending quest to annoy everyone on the planet, mashers have alienated another group of people, epileptics.

Not to say that these lights couldnt be put on any kind of bike, but lets be honest, this has mash mash written all over it.

Good luck with finals everyone.

Fucking Pledge never shuts up

Chris Cole just backside 360'd down wallenberg.... fuck my life.

PS: for anyone who was wondering wallenberg is 6 feet tall and 18 feet long.

Now you get cool hi tops

Unlike you deutsch nuggets, this bro goes big.

We have to build some this summer

The battle that everyone has always wondered about, and also 3 story tall corn.

Basically, the inevitable outcome of fraternity hazing. A living scarecrow with a thirst for Bro blood and rockin tits.

The video truly speaks for itself... wow.

-Thanks to Juliana for showing me this mindfuck of a video.

James Harrisn, a Steelers Linebacker, isn't going to the White House with his team to meet Obama because of this...

Makes so much sense.

Let the Faygo flow like wine.

Every once in a while, you just have to take a few minutes out of your day to bow down.

Ok I'm done

I've seen this album cover before and it has to be one of my favorite, but now it is definitely my favorite after reading this interview with the artist:

The interesting thing about that cover is, ever single one of the bears on the cover is actually the artist. He body-modelled all of the poses. That’s actually his body and for his hands, we ordered a bear hand from a movie shop down in Hollywood. So the hand is actually a real bear hand. So he’s got the glove on and he’s got his Versace robe and we put some hair on his chest, but he has no bear hand. We did that in the computer later on. We sat him at this table that we had, basically a plastic table. We shot him separately, there were like six shots. The main shot was his hand holding a glass cup. The glass and his hand are separate shots. All the props – the fishs, the nuts, the berries on the plates – they were all separate. Those are real live items we had purchased. All of that stuffs. And of course, we had a background of a cave from a photograph, put that in and it took the text to make it look like it’s made out of honey. Expensive cover [laughs].

It features a fully functional trigger; it has controls for operating the shutter and auto focus; and for the patient shots, it has a mounted bipod. Carry sling optional

Let me just say, this is probably the worst music video I've seen in a long time. Video aside though, this guy probably has vagina panties droppin everywhere at his house cause the only girls he kicks it with are girls that would honestly answer the question "What that thang smell like." So my hats off to you Black Jesus, you silver tongued devil.

wow. i dont know who to believe: the mind-freak or the juggalo that only speaks comprehensible english 50% of the time. you decide.

At first glance, I felt really bad for this guy, but taking a closer look begs the question: "what sort of stupidity would you have to be engaging in to end up in this situation on an otherwise empty street."

The D-Lo "No hoe" OFFICIAL VIDEEEEOOOOOOOO!!! Wide format so it's classy right?....uh you decide.

Video Highlights
1. The fact that he's actually driving when he's being filmed in the car
2. His troop of Boombas
3. The end

Disclaimer: Eyeballfood does not hate women, but it does love D-Lo, and that is why this video is here

Awesome song by Vega. Awesome-er video.

Red Bull Eye in the Sky from Ivan Mennim on Vimeo.

It's actually a pretty amazing video.

Photo by Falcon Duran

I was just looking at one of my favorite blogs (www.geekologie.com) today and found this picture. On the positive side, that's one pair of Hanes that won't be ending up in a landfill, but I don't think this is what Al Gore had in mind when he made An Inconvenient Truth

This is what happens after you drink one too many CAMO CANS

Gun = Chop Suey... apparently

http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=51285682545

Nyle "Let The Beat Build" from Nyle on Vimeo.

This video was filmed in one take, with audio being recorded simultaneously with the film. Crazy Talented

"Dudes actin like they street when they barely sidewalk."

The last jug pic just got me goin...

This is a picture from my new favorite website Rose showed me: Why the F*** do you have a kid?

I honestly don't think that was a late hit.

But they're still awesome!

I can't say I've ever seen a video of doom. I guess I didn't realize that he's fat haha.

These videos are all even MORE refreshing if you watch the new Kanye video, which probably cost millions.

Someone buy me these

Katie is learning to croon ever since that interview when she hit on Wayne. She's trying to get on a track

No, seriously, congrats! You can even pick up his signature deck at bloskateboards.com

"B.Lo would like to congratulate new b.family team rider Josh Martinez! Josh joined the b.family about a month ago and is now skating for B.Lo all over the West Coast. On top of his excellent skating, Josh also rips it up in the world of film. He’s currently working on a few skate films with B.Lo and has recently scored a gig documenting the life of a professional mixed martial arts fighter with his company Day Dream Cinema! Besides his mad skillz, Josh is a really great guy and we’re more than happy to have him along for the ride! You can buy his deck model right here on the site, or check out some of his b.logs and videos by clicking the b.family link on this page"

Checkout his site http://www.jonesbigasstruckrentalandstorage.com/ for more entrepreneurial genius

From your favorite Hyphy Scraper Bike Riders

You're getting K.O.d again.

M83 - We Own the Sky from David Altobelli on Vimeo.
Sasquatch really can not come soon enough. As if the song wasn't enough, there is now an amazing video to go along with it. 2:36 to 3:06= visual/oral orgasm

http://lab.andre-michelle.com/tonematrix

If you have an extra hour and a half and want your mind to be completely blown watch this documentary.

Warning: at the end you will feel extremely depressed and hopeless.

I no longer take having rhythm for granted.

if that voice won't haunt you i dont know what will

Bill Withers was the youngest of nine children. His dad died when he was thirteen. Still, none of that stopped him from going on to be a self-made, legendary, song-writing BOSS. This video pretty much sums it all up.

P.S. How high is that drummer?

April fools mom and dad I drew a dick on our 2 million dollar house now buy me a car. Story here

I'm only flying southwest from now on.

Summer '09 here we come!

Best. Skate. Vid. Ever.

The ShamWow! guy beat up a hooker! Go figure.

The first part is pretty boring, but the rest is rather impressive.

I don't think he actually watched the movie

Too $hort, Sarge, and Furby send their regards

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1. metal mulisha 109 up, 49 down
Motocross team, that makes clothes. The t-shirts you see with the skull and German military helmet. Once a favorite of MXer's, now at least one metal mulisha artical of clothing in the closet of every bro. Also makes huge stickers with the skull and helmet, seen on the back window of many raised trucks.
On their way to the San Bernardino mountains to ride dirtbikes and drink cheap beer, the Metal Mulisha team got lost in one of the San Barnardino's city's ghetto's. Their black ridiculously raised Chevy was filled with bulletholes, as the team of bros struggled to get out. Now, their dirtbikes are bein' riddin' by gangbangers all over the city.

During the competition, metal mulisha was disqualified for using performance-enancing drugs, most notably penis enlargement cream.

I just wanted all of you guys to see that when you type in metal mulisha that one of the related search words that came up was "kottonmouth kings"

i was sitting right where this guy was filming, now you can see the adrenaline i felt

Found on Kanye's Blog. Yes, Kanye has a blog. Don't act surprised.

I was beyond excited when I saw that this movie was being made. I have always been fascinated by Mike Tyson. The guy has an amazing history, and he's just weird.

Retribution for riding a fixed gear.

Nicks Fail from Christian Meldrum on Vimeo.

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