Sunday, May 31, 2009

Friday, May 29, 2009

Send it!!!

Unlike you deutsch nuggets, this bro goes big.

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Movies you need to see before you die: PART 1


 

The battle that everyone has always wondered about, and also 3 story tall corn.




Basically, the inevitable outcome of fraternity hazing. A living scarecrow with a thirst for Bro blood and rockin tits.

Children have never been in more danger...


The video truly speaks for itself... wow.
-Thanks to Juliana for showing me this mindfuck of a video.

Monday, May 18, 2009

Pickle surprise!

Wisdom Beyond His Years

James Harrisn, a Steelers Linebacker, isn't going to the White House with his team to meet Obama because of this...

Makes so much sense.

Thursday, May 14, 2009

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

King James

Every once in a while, you just have to take a few minutes out of your day to bow down.





Ok I'm done

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Grrrrr

I've seen this album cover before and it has to be one of my favorite, but now it is definitely my favorite after reading this interview with the artist:

The interesting thing about that cover is, ever single one of the bears on the cover is actually the artist. He body-modelled all of the poses. That’s actually his body and for his hands, we ordered a bear hand from a movie shop down in Hollywood. So the hand is actually a real bear hand. So he’s got the glove on and he’s got his Versace robe and we put some hair on his chest, but he has no bear hand. We did that in the computer later on. We sat him at this table that we had, basically a plastic table. We shot him separately, there were like six shots. The main shot was his hand holding a glass cup. The glass and his hand are separate shots. All the props – the fishs, the nuts, the berries on the plates – they were all separate. Those are real live items we had purchased. All of that stuffs. And of course, we had a background of a cave from a photograph, put that in and it took the text to make it look like it’s made out of honey. Expensive cover [laughs].

NO! NO! NO!

Oh Camera People


It features a fully functional trigger; it has controls for operating the shutter and auto focus; and for the patient shots, it has a mounted bipod. Carry sling optional

Monday, May 11, 2009

Pick up line of the century


Let me just say, this is probably the worst music video I've seen in a long time. Video aside though, this guy probably has vagina panties droppin everywhere at his house cause the only girls he kicks it with are girls that would honestly answer the question "What that thang smell like." So my hats off to you Black Jesus, you silver tongued devil.

Juggalo News: Calling out Chris Angel





wow. i dont know who to believe: the mind-freak or the juggalo that only speaks comprehensible english 50% of the time. you decide.

Magic Trick

Bun B doesn't fuck with dirty shoes

Bun B - Keepin' Air Yeezy's Clean from zachwolfe.com/live on Vimeo.

Police Brutality



At first glance, I felt really bad for this guy, but taking a closer look begs the question: "what sort of stupidity would you have to be engaging in to end up in this situation on an otherwise empty street."  

Ridin Dirty

Saturday, May 9, 2009

Today is the day we've all been waiting for


The D-Lo "No hoe" OFFICIAL VIDEEEEOOOOOOOO!!! Wide format so it's classy right?....uh you decide.

Video Highlights
1. The fact that he's actually driving when he's being filmed in the car
2. His troop of Boombas
3. The end

Disclaimer: Eyeballfood does not hate women, but it does love D-Lo, and that is why this video is here

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

America... a fashion forward nation


I was just looking at one of my favorite blogs (www.geekologie.com) today and found this picture. On the positive side, that's one pair of Hanes that won't be ending up in a landfill, but  I don't think this is what Al Gore had in mind when he made An Inconvenient Truth

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

CAMO CAN!

 

This is what happens after you drink one too many CAMO CANS

David Berman in Mexico

Sounds more like a Thesaurus


Gun = Chop Suey... apparently

1 2 3... Steeeeeeve!

http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=51285682545

Monday, May 4, 2009

Let the beat build like this

Nyle "Let The Beat Build" from Nyle on Vimeo.

This video was filmed in one take, with audio being recorded simultaneously with the film. Crazy Talented

"Dudes actin like they street when they barely sidewalk."